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What Is Butt Dust???

28/12/2010 11:48
  What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for...

Letter From Grandma

17/12/2010 11:12
  I got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus " bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous...

AGEING IS NOT THAT BAD…

14/12/2010 16:22
  I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating  that extra cookie, or for not...

Conspiracy Theories Right Here In Our Own Country!

09/12/2010 20:15
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was Dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in...

A South African and an Aussie

06/12/2010 08:19
  An Afrikaner guy, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the...

Escaped Convict

06/12/2010 07:52
  A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.  He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.  He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.    While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her...

Speeding & Driver's Licence Suspension

06/12/2010 07:30
 The previous AARTO ruling was much higher (106 kph in a 60 zone).  Now it is down to 90 kph.     SPEEDING- LICENCE SUSPENSION AUTOMATIC In terms of amending legislation just brought into effect, your driver's licence will be suspended if you are convicted of exceeding the...

Can't Beat A Cape Coloured!!!!

02/12/2010 19:33
An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them...

Touching Story

02/12/2010 09:44
A little boy on his way home saw a cute puppy. He went near it & touched it. Again he touched it. And Again And Again he touched it. What a touching story…

Funny

02/12/2010 09:34
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy.....it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men...
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